Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.

Probably some weird bacteria expressed via tongue rammed up against trumps anal glands.

If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.

I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.

Would post this up around work as a PSA but what’s with the subliminal message?

The urge to stomp is strong.

Does it mean anything now? Still a super practical way to get different looks without a big wardrobe through the power of permutation. Also layering produces an air gap that makes this nearly as warm as a sweater and the outer layer rarely needs to be washed. Wore it because I liked music, kept it because I didn’t want to buy a lot of new clothes.

It’s a tshirt but the sleeves go all the way to the wrists

Are you part time or underpaid?

And if they have a Toto I’m inviting myself over just to poop.

I find real life depressing enough, after seeing a few episodes of seasons one and 2, I’ll pass thanks.

Has Mitch McConnell been reincarnated?

Ya gotta break a few eggs amiright??

Let’s chalk this up to a whoopsie doodle and not a stain on the protective benefits of fascist rule.

Half eaten used Tampon is a statistical favorite.

Finally an airline that understands my claustrophobia.

Alright, I’ll bite. What’s going on with all these graphics with people with some sort of colorful grid pattern behind them lately?

That’s not enough. Don’t use Meta.

Suspect if they looked at subset of adults with families it would be even higher.

“yes unless it involves beer”

Why not just make a ton of money AND spend it?