Doesn’t seem to help 🫠

Classy

Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Swiftboat 2?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

it’s tough being a white man in America these days.

In all seriousness the deck is so stacked in my favor that the small amount of misandry there may be wouldn’t bother me at all. Generally the only way I’m underprivileged (adhd) is largely hidden. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered misandry in real life. Online I’ve come across it occasionally, but it tends to be in niche communities I’m not a part of that I’ve stumbled on. And honestly there is so much misogyny that pervades our society that I’m inclined to give them a bit of a pass.

But also dumb

The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election

How bow dah

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady’s breast?

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Gives a new meaning to loveseat

Damn dude, get the fucking bee out of your bonnet

Aww, look at that gormless smile

Good god though, he looks like a wax facsimile of himself. Guess that’s why he melts all the time

Well you see I’m a major GEN er alllllllllllll

But seriously Wikipedia, YouTube guides, enthusiast forums. Usually try to read from multiple sources

Had a few too many pangalactic gargleblasters?

Deny them your essence

My take is the bullet actually passed through his head, but there’s nothing there so he was fine

Next you’ll be wondering where all the American soft power went, except I bet you’re too dumb to know what soft power is

This is the violent lifestyle these thugs perpetuate. They should really try to do better by their communities