YEAH! Where’s the book where he just does algebra and other boring shit for 300 pages.

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

It works great! I use one for a headless server for steam remote play.

Oh my God, someone else who reads PKD’s Second Variety. It has stuck with me ever since I’ve read it.

In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues

Jesus Christ. I just bought the top of the line model 2 weeks ago… FML

“We’ve decided not to pursue Web Integrity API.”

“Oh great! But what’s that giant thing under the tarp behind you”

“Oh don’t worry…”

The FTC, “But Market consultation is great for the consumer, right?”

Unless that device is Roku

Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.

Something something glass houses

Holy shit, was that hit by a nuke?

Actually, cable didn’t even raise prices this fast. We’ve, unsurprisingly to anyone familiar with capitalism, created something worse.