I think seeing orbs are still mostly covered for medical issues

In idiom meta for this scenario, most Lemmy users are what would be considered ‘the choir’

I had a similar experience but then I got a little uncomfortable because she started sending me weird cryptic messages

Stuff like “The operation failed with an error. [429] You have reached your OpenAI API limit. Please check your plan and billing details”

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

So I guess 2b2t isn’t the oldest anarchy server after all

puts on fake moustache “Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please.”

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices

Dangit Bobby!

“I’m suing you!”

“What for?”

“It’s a surprise 🎉🥳🎊”

By this logic Canada should be called New Newfoundland

Latter article is mostly AI generated images

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As a published professor of Tendie Research, I can tell you that nugget scientists are considered the theoretical phyiscists of the processed poultry discipline.

Sir please keep your voice down, you are going to disturb the librarians

That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠

You can press your arms against the opposing walls for added pressure 🫷😠🫸

Meta don’t scrape user data…they already have it stored neatly in databases with supporting APIs

I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

…this kills the redditor.

OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.

Directed by M. Night Shamallama

edit: accidentally a word