I can make myself hotter, but can’t make myself colder. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe thats why the shamrock shake is more expensive 🤔

I hope it’s like early to mid series X-Files and not like latter seasons where they replaced Mulder with Dogget.

McDonald’s has the most expensive shakes for fast food where I am, and they’re still just under $5 (unless you get the shamrock shake; that’s $5.15). Everywhere else is around $3.

None of them are even half the size of the milkshake from the film, tho.

The irony for me is that many people who would refuse to listen to music from other countries because they “can’t understand the words” don’t even know or understand the words for songs they like in their own language.

Like all those dumbfucks that got upset when they discovered RATM is political.

“Gimme that time machine, fool!”

Uptown funk you up.

“Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!”

My 97 jetta did this in my 20s.

Moving this around would scratch the everloving fuck outta the disk.

I hear “The states,” “The US,” and “America” equally used here in Cali. Almost never do I hear “The USA” unless it’s said like “the good 'ol US of A.”

memes about the sun exploding begin appearing on your feed, but you only find them 7 minutes after the sun exploded

I wish RadioShack or something like it still existed, and not just like how they were all glorified phone stores before vanishing entirely. I know I can get components online, but you usually have to buy bulk. Sometimes I just want ONE diode or capacitor; not a gross of 'em.

“Look at all these different moss.”

“How would you pluralize moss? Mosses?”

“Nah. Mice.”

I imagine pumpkin fries probably taste a bit like sweet potato fries. I wanna know what’s in the bubble blowing machine that affects sims like the marijuana in Half-Baked.

Makes me wonder why indicating a right turn, when on a bike or motorcycle isn’t just pointing your right arm, the way lefts are indicated with your left arm. The up for right, down for stop only really makes sense for cars because you sit on the left side of the vehicle and nobody’s right arm can reach out the right side window.

I don’t even send him gifts. He doesn’t like getting them, and I’m broke anyway.

The original ending was insane. If they had waited 5 more minutes…

Ends the same with the traveler in the far future, surrounded by Morlocks who are also on phones.