A little bit of Rocco in my life,

A little bit of Eric by my side,

A little bit of Robert’s all I need,

A little bit of Tim is all I see,

A little bit of Samwise in the sun,

A little bit of Maury all night long,

A little bit of Jesse here I am,

A little bit of you and I’m your man

Mom’s gonna flush it all away. Mom’s coming 'round to put it back the way it oughtta be.

I had to do a double take because I thought you got charged $14 for fucking water.

Dictionary says “goo” is a viscous or sticky substance.

Honey is both sticky and viscous. Therefore, it is a goo.

It generally only means the person doing the block won’t see the person who blocked them; the blocked person still sees the one who blocked them. Only some sites take it both ways. Lemmy isn’t one of them.

The most wild feature avout my sunglasses are that they have air pockets in the arms so they float if dropped in water.

Would Hades be upset if the way Sisyphus pushed the boulder up the hill was by building a machine to do it for him? 🤔

“I’d like to see Zeus do this!”

Why is it making that noise? 🤨

Why do I have to imagine him happy? What if I wanna imagine him as horny?

We must imagine Sysyphus as super ripped.

Perfect test audience for Skinemax style softcore porn. It’s porn, but without the good parts.

An XL Chance dildo from Bad Dragon.

It’s a unique weapon that gives a +5 bonus to strength and willpower.

Onision and JonTron.

Onision turned out to be a pedo, and JonTron came to believe white people are a minority and other stupid racist shit.

Also GameTheory and all subsequent spinoffs once MatPat left, becsuse despite him saying he was still gonna help out in the background, the shows all became wildly different and are very poorly researched and thought out now.

The only thing that actually trickles down from the 1% is piss.

Me watching most modern “comedies,” outside animation. So much shit in the category that is just “we put a joke in this crime drama, so it qualifies, right?”

I can generate saliva by looking at or thinking about delicious food.

Now I am questioning whether or not anyone has ever thought to prompt an AI to kill itself… Imagine if it was that easy to erase AI from existence.

Empathy is inversely proportional to power.

Dusting is the one that pisses me off. I don’t know how people manage to keep a big ass house dust free; it’s a long-ass chore even in my tiny apartment.