Atomic Blonde

And even without reprimanded - I can damn well guarantee that person will EVER make that same mistake.

Not everything requires a paper-trail.

I’m on my 3rd Husky (one them was white…he was a cool dude).

I love the breed, but I’m getting too damn old to harness up my current one, grab my skateboard and MUSH!

Great dogs…but can be a nightmare for the uninformed/unprepared!

I’m going all-in on shitpost.

Military personnel are still just people doing the job…just like the rest of us.

Go on…you have my attention…

That’s just the lid…usually the toilets are about knee high.

But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I’m in the U.S.

I’m almost positive that’s a Dalmation.

Scooby-Doo would a word with you…he just enjoyed some things in the past that are now legal in most U.S. states. That doesn’t make him, or his relatives “disgusting”!

Ah…thank you! Now we’re in the spirit!

I can’t believe I haven’t seen a “your mom” joke in here yet! WTF people?!? ;D

There’s three of us!

There’s TWO of us out there!!!

I like you…your humor sounds as twisted as mine! Don’t ever change!

But…but…if your glasses are on the bedside table WHILE you’re sleeping - how to you get any reading accomplished?!? ;)

Apparently I got old enough to require reading glasses now (FML) - so reading before bed isn’t as easy an option.

So I found audiobooks via my local library (in the U.S.) that I can just download - w00t!

I still PREFER the old “dead-tree” format, but audiobooks have become a replacement.

And don’t forget - you can increase the speed of the narrator if you feel like their speaking-cadence is too slow.

Damn…I guess I’ll start digging for change out of the cushions - with this economy, my mother may have pipe-wielders show up at my door to collect.

KC needs to lose…I need that $5 from my elderly mother when they do! Betting against my Cadinals…she’s out of her mind!

Damn…I’m going to be getting a lot of dog videos from my parents.