I don’t know how to change it in Sync :(

30 btw

The two are definitely holding hands here.

Quite the theory you’ve got there.

Ah, I know what you’re getting at. Honestly, it sounds incredibly plausible. 4chan’s porn has always been…off.

Ok, I’ll bite.

Why?

I’m here for it. The fact that there are areas practically made for oompa loompas sells it for me.

Real talk, an asteroid wiping us out would only expedite the inevitable. If we could pull together and deflect an asteroid, there’s hope. If not, we failed the test and die with the consequences. But we don’t need the asteroid to fail this test. We’re making great strides towards destroying our home with home field advantage.

You got a mouth, don’t you?

Sounds like you’re painting the world with broad strokes based on narrow circumstances. Not everyone is the 40yo you want to kick out, even if their situation seems similar. The OP is more than likely nowhere near 40 and obviously looking for ways to change their state in life. No reason to beat a stranger up because they resemble someone you know.

Edit: I just read more of the thread…the OP actually kinda sucks.

This is what I would do. My charisma stat is way higher than it was as a kid, so I might be able to make my school years less hell.

The term “attention theft” is some dystopian shit, and just probable enough to make me vomit in my mouth.

This one’s on my bingo card.

You sound like an ad. It triggered my uncanny valley response. Please never do that again.

Did you stub your head?

What’s your favorite?

One of us is missing something. Are you seeing a correlation between spaceman and cowboy? Because I’m seeing two Woody’s up there.

That’s…that’s just a lie. Why are you telling such an obvious lie? What do you gain? What does anyone at all gain from you being so obviously wrong?

“If this is a choice that can be made, please allow me to make a similar, arguably more humane choice.”

It’s not that complicated choom.

Stupid ass reply

Yeah, I don’t think it was meant to be pretty lol