Let’s get this out onto a tray… Nice!

My uncle save me, the good thing is i always go with my siblings and cousin + my uncle. So someone always on standby. Got nagged by my grandma and banned from swimming there but we go there next day anyway.

Yes it was near a watergate, didn’t know that it was not fully closed. It was weirdly peaceful and when i woke up I’m already on land

Drowning when swimming on the river

Me laughing in salaried 9-5 with clock in and clock out. Pay deduction if i forget to do clock in or out even if everyone know i work that day. Got paid 50% less than people who did the same job same position who didn’t need to clock in/out.

I have a shit job and the only thing that keep me going is the job close to where i and my family live so i can check on my sister (found out that she do self harm once and I’m scared to go faraway from her ever since).

Desperate people make a good cheap employee.

Found out that your ex gf favorite boyband member died from lemmyshitpost meme, life is weird

Obviously they walk into our missile/s

Rolling on their back: they’re exposing their vulnerable stomachs to you as a show of trust. this is not an invitation to touch their stomach

Too late chief now i have scratches on my hand

On foss category KDE connect. I use my phone as keyboard and mouse to navigate my laptop/PC while sleeping on my beanbag. You could use wireless mouse or keyboard but i find KDE more convenient. Also i can control the media from there

For non foss believe it or not it was google lenses, i used to use Accessibility Button setting floating bubble just for lense easy access from google assistant. They removed it and change it to “Gemini AI” now you need to screenshot and open the separate app.

Before that you just open it from accessibility and just search the screen. Translate, searching products from your screen, copy paste text from image you can do it from there no need for screenshot.

Edit : Just found out that you can change the default assistant function from the assistant app. I can use the lens with accessibility setting again *Horay

They don’t want to hear him they just want to dance

What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead

It’s for the werewolf!

https://cheezburger.com/9045253/twitter-user-determines-that-totos-africa-is-about-a-lovesick-werewolf-in-africa

One study (with a small sample size) that asked men who survived an attempted suicide using a firearm showed that many of them answers they picked the gun because it was available

My professor hangs himself with a collection of coaxial cable from the radio lab and one Of my neighbors using a rope that his children use for scouting. They really use what is available for them at those moments.

The suicide reason is from divorce and debt. Both of them are doing it when they are alone. If you have a suicidal thoughts please seek help and talk to people who love you it really help because we will miss you

I thought it was one of those shrunken head

Found it, there’s 2 tits and one of them is great

There’s tits in that picture

Happy zuck is an evil zuck, using the WhatsApp AI sticker thingy

Maybe he wants to show his move

It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”

“I’m sorry daddy phil I’ve been a bad boy, you can send me to the ranch UwU”

Wait you guys have a 5 year plan?