LordGimp

Idk if you’ve tried peeing after ejacalating as a man, but the pee doesnt work when the balls are talking. Idk if you’ve got some sort of traumatic injury that interferes with that process, but thats the reality for healthy anatomically intact males.

Semen doesnt come from the bladder.

Tin snips is a poor choice for cutting braided security wire. These are for cutting soft to mild sheet metals, but youre going to struggle with anything tougher than banding steel.

Youd want either the wire cutters above or small bolt cutters for security wire like OP

Not YKK?

Straight to jail.

Idk why there is a debate on a safe and effective way to kill someone. Its inert gas asphyxiation every time. As a welder, its been a threat my entire career. Its scary because its so easy. You go to work, you get a little tired, you doze off, and you die. Thats it. Your body has no way to tell the difference between oxygen, nitrogen, and argon.

Try Johnny cakes while youre at it. Cornmeal and a pinch of salt, mix in boiling water until you get a thick batter, then fry it up like a pancake. You can add egg or blood as you see fit.

A chunky queef if you will

Alot of countries eat a lot of blood in a lot of ways. Its only shocking to western sensibilities.

Laughs in californian real estate prices

Spore/10

I cast curse of the recursive

Bosses swinger flinger wanted me to sign a write up for changing clothes before end of shift. It was actually a write up because I made safety complaints about the mold growing in our changing room walls. Extra funny because her position at the company (when not riding the owner) was technically safety officer, so calling out obvious safety issues made her and the boss look bad.

Called in my union rep who explained donning and doffing time (especially in industries requiring PPE) and how time to change was legally required. Owner just couldn’t accept being wrong and changed it to a write up for insubordination because I didnt do what I was told and the rep told me to just sign it, so I did. Later, I was fired for “insubordination” in making another safety complaint to the safety officer (about the safety officer) calling out a lack of PPE in an active work zone. She responded by threatening me in front of witnesses and the company is now stuck in arbitration with my union about it. Very fun but also incredibly boring

The only time I’ve had my car broken into was a local homeless guy breaking out my window to steal a hoodie. Left the iPod hanging out of the car by the auxiliary cable. The worst part was the car was unlocked. You could have just taken the sweater my dude.

Thats clearly Raymond Reddington

A good gateway drug to pineapple pizza is drizzling s little honey on a good slice of pepperoni. I personally like a little hot honey just for the kick.

Good mythical morning was never a good show. Rhett and Link are two of the worst examples of neurodivergence being repackaged as funny or quirky. Those two are both so disconnected from reality I’m honestly shocked there’s not more industry gossip around working with them.