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Too much plastic.

I think she’s in her prime now. She’s gorgeous.

Dua Lipa but I’d trade her for three 19 yo Scarlett Johanssons every day of the week.

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Why does she have sausages on her face?

Quack!

Ariana Grande but can I trade her in for Amy Adams and Amanda Seyfried? Grande does nothing for me.

In my experience, pussies are all pink.

Her eyebrows? Her hair still doesn’t look natural. I like a woman who is really comfortable in her own looks. I like blondes, but not bottle bondes. It’s just my personal preference.

She’s a brunette.

What I bleach blondes and a 747 have in common?

They both have a black box.