Firefighter is the best of these.
Someone called me “Grateful Dead Grampa” the other day, and that pretty much sums it up.
Firefighter is the best of these.
It was pretty sad.
NSFL doesn’t exist as a tag. Your only choice is to tag it NSFW.
I thought you could only be pardoned for crimes you’re actually guilty of committing.
I’m solid GenX.
My grandparents bought a house on a corner lot in the northwest suburbs of Chicago for $6000. Which was about a years salary for Grampa, who worked as a welder. This was in the late 60s.
ETA: Their mortgage was around $50.00 a month.
1070Ti
A piece of creative writing presented at the WEF and baldly stating the goal of agenda 2030.
STRAP ONE ON, IT’S TIME TO JAM!
Oh god.
Mine are:
Sell it yourself then.
Including the parts you type out and don’t post.
Matrix
Sh.itjust.works uses matrix like any normal lemmy instance would.
What’s that? Oh shit, can they hear us? Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!
Single thoughts are complete within themselves, right?
I’d put my favorite song in everyone’s head full blast.
The middle class, during my lifetime, used to mean one income supported a family of four.
Now, even DINKs struggle.
Your username and server combo plus this comment.
I’m not looking at your account because there is no way you can live up to what just happened in my brain.
Host on your own instance until you die unexpectedly from a heart attack at age 42.
Now your !pinball@dumbass.haha community with 2 million subscribers isn’t available to anyone. Because you’re dead and didn’t pay your server bill.
I love that someone explained unironically.
At this point, we need someone to seize the reins long enough to save us. And then put them down.