That would then be an entirely different situation?

It’s mp3 quality through an old tiny battery driven DAC…

nation……thing

we prefer the term “sui generis geopolitical entity” ;)

It always bothers me when it says “no smoking” first and then “safety first” second. If you are serious about safety first, put it first!

The most water-like thing I am allowed by your very contrived rules. Maybe water with two slices of cucumber.

According to an unsourced claim on Wikipedia, “repetition is the essential comedic device”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedic_device