Not just that, but it also wipes the slate clean.

Repungants can’t go on and on about Hunters fat dick pics crimes if he’s pardoned.

I’d also like to believe there’s a difference between lying to yourself and the government about being addicted and tax fraud, versus trying to overthrow the government violently.

If only Asimov were around to write a story about a Little Lost AI.

Sometimes you’ll get stuff without any obvious mixup - I’m a chemist and I’ve gotten emails about forklift jobs…

Seems weird to call him an author and conspiracy theorist and not a convicted felon who was pardoned by Trump.

Listen, the Behemoth probably wouldn’t even survive a shot from the wifiaser.

Maybe if you could amp up the wattage by a 1000 fold, sure

Regardless of how many years they have served, trans troops would be given a special medical discharge that declares them unfit, insiders told The Times.

Not only is this incredibly hateful, but also incredibly stupid (see below), but it’s also incredibly hilarious that the only apparent way for him to do so is to issue medical discharges - which means they’re eligible for military benefits such as GI Bill, the VA, and disability compensation. I hope someone fights this both to rule it unconstitional, but also to see if they can disability payments while still having this “medical issue”.

One source told the newspaper: ‘These people will be forced out at a time when the military can’t recruit enough people.

Jesus christ, what about hateful idiot.

Ukraine has entered the chat.

wasn’t too long ago that “Hustler” meant “con artist”

See also, American Hustle

I hope someone with resources back her up and take Musk to court - forcing him to pay and have a criminal record is the only recourse for getting that shitbag to stop.

Probably helps protect the pages before being bound too (at least historically)

So nice of him to throw up a “assholes here” flag ahead of the asshole convention.

Attorneys involved in a civil case brought by a Gaetz [Age 42] associate were notified this week that an unauthorized person accessed a file shared between lawyers that included unredacted depositions from a woman who has said Gaetz had sex with her when she was [a child], and a second woman who says she saw the encounter, according to attorney Joel Leppard.

Dude needs to go to jail.

The email notifying the lawyers about the apparent hack says a person named “Altam Beezley” downloaded the files, and when an attorney emailed the person to ask them to identify themselves, the email was returned because the email address was not found.

Lmao.

I wish I could remember the article, but years ago there was some article with an outrageous headline, and the entire article was how nobody reads the article.

Diversification is definitely a better word

What a horrible misunderstanding of how addiction works.

Might as well tell people with cancer to just think they don’t have cancer and they’ll be cured.

Shooting everyone in the foot by shooting through your own foot first. Ma…ma…multikill.

I mean, it also forced him to resign from Congress and he’s also unlikely to survive the confirmation process, especially if the ethics report is released…

Either way, that’s a good outcome I suppose.

Stellar example of a republican: “Fuck you, I got mine”

The strong man must be strong to solve all problems, and weak to allow all problems.

I really wish fire departments would do this.

I’m not giving Fascist Musk and Zuckernazi more power by creating an account to view whether my house is going to burn down from the growing wave of wildfires.