I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

The article doesn’t specify what drug was used that violated the NFL’s PED policy, performance-enhancing substances policy, only that he’s in good spirits and not looking to fight the suspension.

lol. If the right could read/ wanted to the Bible would be one of the first books they would ban.

Incorgnito.

For sure at least once, the Steelers earlier today. Steelers beat the Falcons 18 to 10. Of which all of the Steelers points were scored by their kicker.

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

Come check out Comcast’s New Quantum Internet plans! Up to instantaneously Download speeds and almost 40 mbs Upload speeds! Amazing! And if you get our route we’ll make you pay for it forever, and then charge you for it if it doesn’t look new when you return it! Life changing! Don’t forget our data caps! While it cost us a fraction of a fraction of what we charge you to send slightly more or less of your data we’re gonna charge ya for it anyway because fuck you! Bend over!

Jokes on you it’s on my counter!… it never made it to the fridge.

“Accidentally“

Mr. Sinister. He’s such a good villain which always makes for wonderful battles.

And this class is called, say it with me, a false equivalence argument. A false equivalence being when an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false logic.

Giraffe calf sees the light of day, freeing its self from its 18 month confine, free falls six feet, lands on its head

Sadly I doubt that people that have taken horse paste to counteract their COVID infections will make those same acknowledgements.

“¡U máax in detenga!”

Lol, no fucking way this happens.