Damn you universe, you made me agree with Ted Cruz!

That’s The Pedophile Oath. You put your right hand in the air, your left hand in your pants and say that.

That reconstruction looks like Harrison Ford fucked Jon Voight.

Looks like something you’d kill the antichrist with

Fuck The Dark Tower. That movie doesn’t exist for me. Total waste.

Knowing is soooo frustrating. Great premise, Nic Cage Nic Caging tha fuck out of everything. Then it seems like the writer hit a block and turned to a random word generator that spit out “space angels” and called it a day.

Still 2/3 of an interesting movie.

Finding the Trump coins while helping her move. She’s asking me for money after sending hers to a racist conman.

That, and teaching my young daughter the N-word.

As the Joker says, “You get what you fuckin’ deserve.”