There’s an entire continent that should have told him to go fuck himself every step of the way, but here we are.

Yeah, he deserves worse… but still though, think of his aides performing the dead parrot sketch.

It would be the funniest thing if he died like that.

But it’s OK to pour grease on a water fire, right?

• Get a weird error message about fast-forwarding local branch detached from remote while merging with a helpful suggestion to change your config.
• The config change made the error message slightly different.
• Google the error messages. Only one hit. The git source code.
• Try to clone the git repo to investigate.
• Get a new error message. Nothing makes sense now.
• Burn house down, move to New Zealand, live as a sheep. Git will never harm you again.

Paddington. The trailer is a literal cavalcade of well-placed “Fuck” moments.

More than that.

But what about Airwolf then?

Shared universe confirmed.

They aren’t upset that he started a war, just that he hasn’t been very good at it.

USAID pulled out fast and left a void. It takes much longer to build than it does to destroy.

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon…

Can’t go wrong with a strap-on.

Only geniuses understand that the test results are cumulative.

We’ve all seen what americans tolerate in their own leaders. These indictments mean less than nothing.

Anything can serve as a boat briefly.

Has the WHO even started handing out horse dewormer yet?

Yeah, that’s a really unfortunate title.

I bet the twist ending is that Emily is that one on the left there.