Video Games? No. Social media on the other hand, yes.

We called her Biscuit, and the last time I bothered to look her up she was working for then presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

US, $75 per 3 months, 5GB data and unlimited talk and text. Mint Mobile. The Ryan Reynolds phone company.

For operating under the presumption that this isn’t a monkey’s paw sort of Midas touch, meaning that the person who granted it took it literally that I actually have to put my hand on something to turn it to gold, I’d probably go around picking up small rocks and things like that and handing them out to people who needed money. My wife would probably be upset that she had to feed me for the rest of my life but you know.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’ve always loathed the “A jack of all trades is a master of none, but still better than a master of one”. Specialists exist for a reason. And I feel the same with my tech. I’d love to be able to go back to having an amazing digital camera, a phone that made sure it connected everywhere, and so on. I could do such things with a little elbow grease and research but I know I’m too lazy to do that.

Librarian.

It’s not bad unless you intend to have more than one kid.

Sure, but currently we have a cantankerous old cat who would make life hell for that dog. As well as we live in a one bedroom apartment so any dog that needs space would not be happy.

Man I want a dog.

God no. I nuked my socials during 2020. I got so sick and tired of people bitching/praising about Trump’s first term. I had FB so I could talk to family that still lived in MA. and friends from school. I’d get like one vacation photo and then days of nothing but Trump stuff.

I was about to say nothing says I wanna be a dictator quite like having the military celebrate your birthday with a parade