Andi Grote was the Minister of the Interior of Hamburg. He was once called a dick on Twitter, so he unleash a special task force on the poor family man who had called him a dick online. This became known in Germany as ‘Pimmel-Gate’, and since then we’ve been reminding Andi that he’s a dick.

The woman in the picture just wanted to have a penis statue in her garden.

Please put an not search for search (NSFS) tag on this. I was searching for dumper, while on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this images. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFS