You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark.

Big hand I know you’re the one…

An important point!

The DNC failed this country a long time ago, in what feels like a galaxy far, far away.

‘We’re doomed.’

I’m a New Yorker. Only American on a technicality.

Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???

Go home Zeus. You’re drunk.

Ugh. Nothing is even shocking anymore.

The bacon thing was… really weird.

I mean, I like bacon, but… not like enough to make a lifestyle out of it

Trump floods the zone so hard, that we have all but forgotten the fact that Trump called this vandalism, and tried to frame a former US OLYMIPIAN for the vandalism. Then, when the bullshit charges were dropped, he got mad and told them they should bring the charges back anyway!

And I don’t even think I is a purposeful distraction or ‘headfake’. I think he is just crazier than a shit house rat… and mean!

Lulz

I get my kicks on Route America!

My fave was when a GenZ said, in all seriousness, that they were ‘starting to think Andy Warhol was LOWKEY obsessed with celebrities’!!!

‘They are so gay they even have vaginas. It’s weird.’

You guys tired of winning yet?

Wow. You’ve given me a lot to think about here.

Hey you wanna maybe grab a drink and talk about it?

‘In my day we learned Web Design in the STREETS!’ -Boomer Spider

Came here to say this as well. Movie is kinda meh but the soundtrack is so solid I even like the Coldplay song on there! (and imo Coldplay is WACK)

Any hot cousins? Maybe just focus on them for now

Fat. Bigly.