Ok…. Not sure anyone really cares.

Brutal and real. For a reason.

“You see, first thing we did was teach it about the Bible and its teachings. Of course none of that Roman Catholic shit.”

When your patron runs out of money while you’re working on his bust.

Move it around or wiggle your finger a bit? I dunno

I have it on good authority Shaq touches his ding-a-ling with Icy Hot

No the problem is no one washes their hands. It’s disgusting.

Oh man, I remember my first time. I think they had to rebuild the entire Starbucks after that.

I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

I also choose not to talk to you.

Shit, it’s working.

My company is moving to Rocky Linux.