This has made me literally laugh out loud for 35+ years. Thanks g to or sharing it and reminding me of the beautiful absurdist humor of Gary Larson

Wait a minute, you mean the internet LIED to me?!?

And …. Godwin’s Law for the win.

You kept dancing around the point, but you finally committed and were able to bring up Hitler in what seems to be 4 moves during a conversation about oil.

Well done.

It’s technically not a bug if it’s operating as intended

Is it for p0rn watching? I feel like with the current Temporary Speaker of The House, it would be for p0rn watching

Now that is a B1tchin’ cane.

I haven’t really seen my exact situation & frustration put so perfectly.

I know it’s exhausting, but just reading this helps remind me that I’m not alone.

So just know, you’re not alone.

I would rather it add words:

“X, formerly known as Twitter, which acts as demonstrable proof that Musk is an idiot, and should be taxed up to the hilt”

I also feel this should be done by every news outlet.

For the same reason that someone decided that it would be a good idea to have machines be able to generate energy from organic material….

Yeah, let’s build robots that can feed on humans to recharge their batteries, no way that’d be a problem.

Until they pass a law making it super duper no-no bad for anyone but the government to use this power.

… cause that’s how the internets works, it’s okay when the government does it, and they are able to control everything on the internet through regulations. Didn’t you know that?

Are you crazy?!? It has AI in the NAME! It’s a gold mine! A GOLD mine!

Asking the important questions.

…. but yeah, which one is it?

Yeah, I just looked it up out of curiosity.

…. I should have known better than to do that, and that’s my fault.

Jesus.

They really are responsible for the enshittification of the web. So many great ideas that might have actually become something special if they hadn’t been bought, and subsequently shut down by Google.

That is almost always the case. Pharma companies are mostly just advertising firms

Bam! Got it one!

Well done.

I’m okay with the government suing this smug piece of human slime, that is in the puss, within a boil, on the ass of humanity, into nothingness.

If they can use this as the catalyst that finally destroys him, then in my mind, it MIGHT have been worth it.

Every time someone gets all self righteous and posts stuff about how this isn’t “practical” or “cost-effective” or “actually useful in a real world scenario, where efficacy is needed”.

They always forget the critical important factor: Mech Suits are Awesome!

Or make promises/agreements that are completely out of scope.

“Yes, we are an ice cream company, but we promise to deliver the customer all the hamburger meat needed, at an impossible price”

…. fuckin idiots.

Love this movie! So good!