PrimeErective

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

Chat, j’ai pété

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Talk to Arizona iced tea cans

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Angel Witch - Angel Witch - Angel Witch

Why would you want whirled peas?

You could be the 4th member!

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Holy Toledo!

They call him big booty, so I call him big booty