PrimeErective

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

Went do we even HAVE that switch

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

Chat, j’ai pété

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?