PrimeErective

I think I spelled it wrong. Wattle seems to be correct. But it’s like the skin on your neck below the jaw. One of the lawyers on the show was always asking people if he could touch their wattle

Lots of waddle touching in that show

Merf

Same (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

John Mulaney’s take

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

Went do we even HAVE that switch

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday