CrEdit: Sidney Harris

Isn’t that the plot of “Predestination”? If I understood it correctly.

Thanks. I’ve been wondering what Marilyn Manson has been up to lately.

Edit: Also, I think Karen Allen wore overalls at least once in Indiana Jones. Kinda hot, in an unpolished way.

This just in…

Where’s the photographer in the reflection?

Certain antidepressants will make you balloon.
And, of course, you will feel a lot better.

“Hey, my eyes are up here!”

That was… surprising.

W.T.F.

♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I’ll only call you after if you say I can ♪

Do you want to sell your house?
◻ Yes
◻ Ask me again later

Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here. I recognize you. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.

BTW, I just now realized that Shelley Duval died last year. Such a great actress.

Careful, Elon, or you might get another black eye.