We’re here, frantically paddling to keep up.

No way! It’s usually only the poorest who attend events like these!

Go Birds!

Darn it. I’m leaving it

I wonder who’s birthday?!

Can’t have sex with it either.

Have you tried changing the filters?

Get a Pixel?

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

Neat! Thank you

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I always go six minutes. Fight me.

What’s the Death Note?

Thoughts and prayers!

Those bags cost money.

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

Mork and Mindy is magnum opus.

OMG can I have your autograph?! You can use this loser’s blood

Toby Maguire has to stop all his drunken fighting!

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.