I wish I could stop my thoughts this way

I wanted to work at CERN in high school, alcohol from 18-24 ruined whatever slim chance I had of accomplising that, and now I do manual labor for billionaires

Smash players would be foaming at the mouth at the mere idea of Nintendo touching their precious baby

Value Selects “Midnight Pretenders” cover

If being saddled with debt AND a shitty low paying job is your condition of winning, then yeah

May the force be with you

It’s like an apartment building but for shops, kept alive by doing CPR on your local Spencers, chain clothing store such as JCPenney, and Sbarro’s. Your milage on the latter statement may vary

Can’t stand coffee, the smell and the taste, even with cream and sugar

She asked me to cut her with a razor, hard no from me

Superbad