Hey, now…

I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.

Nonononononono-

: breath:

NONONONONONONO

Can’t wait for the How To Treat Polio With What You Have In Your Kitchen Cabinet videos.

He got the three ghosts, he just slept through them.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.

Y’see, that’s not quite how it works.

https://youtu.be/32uqsXymi10

Nothing can stop me now, because I don’t care any more.

It’s actually refreshing that a tech company isn’t putting out a barely upgraded yearly iteration just to cash in on fanboys/collectors.

Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.

Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.

And when Mercury is in retrograde, you can make an excuse for anything being kind of shitty or off.

Only because the drummer was busy under your girlfriend. /Owned

Goddamnit.

They are vegan 100% plant based bean product.

What is Fortran’s actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.

I kind of want to see black and white Peppa Pig skull patches that poke fun at Punisher patches, but I think the irony would be beyond the thin blue line crowd.

I regularly have dreams where I’m trying to use a smartphone but can’t do anything because I can’t read the screen and Pacific because it feels like I’ve been hacked.

My vape also regularly falls apart in dreams, and back when I smoked lighters never worked.

I think that the part of our brain that processes these mechanics are shut down when we sleep, so when our dream self tries to use them they just don’t function.

Could come into play where punching in a dream is impossible and running is difficult.

I ain’t no brain doctor, or nothin’.

Now I want a GTA mod where you can use a child as the main character, but that could also get weird really fast…