She didn’t marry. She became an MI-5 agent.

A child rapist that never passed the Bar would be a bit of a tough sell for AG.

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

Same as the old boss…

No, you’re thinking of your ass.

Seriously… it’s the Mirror Universe West Wing.

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

No such thing as a Huckabee either.

I am part of the Power Droid Posse.

Gonk-gonk

Not Homeland Secretary?

Ohthankfuckingtinygods

We can’t even be a sanctuary city because our cops are controlled at the state level.

Vance is a power vacuum in a brooks brother’s suit.

That’s why he’s trying to get the DHS Sec job. To avoid any such slip-ups.

Underrated game.

Previous record holder… Tommy Tallarico.

This is the third time they’ve fallen for this trick.

Are they still going to support him when his prolapsed rectum gets sucked down into the White House plumbing?

What do you mean?

Blanket tariffs on all foreign imports surely won’t raise prices on items not produced locally, thereby allowing retailers to raise prices on all items across the board.

You’d have to be crazy to believe something like that.

Quicksand.

Market pathing… hated those guys when I worked night stock.