Was she the CEO of a major US healthcare company?

I hope the “this’ll learn you” is intentional

Typical gamer earring.

Lucky the police got him before he got nintendo’ed.

At least they are all coming.

It works for me now? Not sure how long ago this was, timewise, but at least they are back on.

That’s not the same person though. Unless they changed backpack and jacket.

It’s OK, they’ll just keep trying.

I’d help cops prosecute guys like that CEO. But we know that never happens, so…

They probably know which Walgreen’s it was bought in and can check when it was bought, likely there are cameras in the store. Hope the dude was wise enough to wear a mask or some other disguise.

That’s what we want to hear from you!

This guy ddos’s! Well, hopefully not since it is a crime after all.

It’s also actually effective.

I mean, sure, more power to them but that is not how the internet works? Just ddos your page, come on.

You are overestimating the capabilities of the average person. They don’t care its all in the browser. Their “computer looks different” and becomes unusable to them. Tech-illiterate people have a hard time with the concept that all browser based things basically work the same independent of OS.

The one where the characters dig themselves into some kind of parallel universe is… interesting.

Too late

Nothing is wrong with it. It is just much earlier in the timeline of becoming twitter/xitter eventually. Maybe it’ll take longer this time, maybe the change will be more subtle.