“Somebody gave me fire!”

It’s getting closer to the election and Trump is toxic. They’ll distance themselves to get the office, then they’ll be right back to sucking his pathetic little mushroom hoping for just a dribble of his piss.

You can all-but-guarantee his browsing history is full of furry porn.

Total protonic reversal.

Upvoted for the Leonard Cohen reference alone.

I’ll wait for the movie.

And their response appears to be “if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em.”

Thanks. Spelling was never my strong soot 😜

Just got to remember that it’s “dementia” because he’s “demented”, not from another “dimension” (even though it seems that way).

I suppose “demontia” could also work since he’s definitely showing demon qualities.

Dimensia.

“And you could be physically attractive, yet here we are.”

RICO goes after everybody in the hopes that the ones at the bottom will continue turning on their leaders until it gets to the top. If the ones at the bottom don’t flip, they are charged with the rest. The kid making the delivery runs will absolutely get charged if he retains solidarity with the organization.

Just have ChatGPT generate your lettuce since that’s where the water is going.

This is the only station that comes in at night when I’m trying to sleep. The volume knob is broken so the best I can do is try to drown it out with an audiobook or movie or something so I can fall asleep.

“Now”?

Republicans don’t care about children in any capacity beyond what they can be used to gain.

Admittedly, that part was rather pleasant.

I have this model of toothbrush and it is by far the worst toothbrush I have ever used, electric or not, in all of my life, hands down.

I hope you brush your teeth in the shower because the toothpaste is not going to stay in your mouth.

God, I fucking hope it’s an AI agent.

Many adults lack the ability for critical thinking.

Looks like the path of a balloon you blew up then let go.