It sounds shitty and awesome and exactly what I want.

I’d respect them more if their goal was to make sure we could not work and still thrive.

But they’re on the same “job is good” kick everyone else is.

Yeah but I don’t want a truck

Finally a good looking EV

Put a pop up camper top on it and I’ll take two

I spend 20% of my workday away from my computer

Amateur.

Millions of man hours preventing catastrophe only to be met with the perpetual refrain “What do we pay you for?”

Those people deserve to be as honored as those who worked in the space program, but all the recognition they got was the movie Office Space.

There were binders that had these sort of things built in that could hold a lot of paper with a long metal band.

Really useful for shimming door latches.

Meanwhile everyone else outlives their money every couple weeks.

It’s still real to me dammit!

I can’t play any of those instruments but I know how to make hard tack edible and can reef a sail.

I’ve also got a copy of Lobscouse and Spotted Dog for making authentic sailor meals

Yes but without alternatives to driving a lot of folks will just ignore that they failed the recertification because they need to get to work

Awesome let’s encourage more people who can’t zipper merge to drive.

There are lots of companies that offer stock as well as monetary compensation, and things like profit sharing.

“But that makes people work just hard enough that they don’t get fired”

“It’s a question of motivation. If I bust my ass and Initec ships a few more units I don’t see another dime. So where’s the motivation?”

It’s insane that companies haven’t gotten this hint in the 27 years since Office Space was released.

Yeah but if you have two you spread the risk. Plus you have a parts car.

Even worse then: it looks big and is ugly

And even the Bolt is too tall, imho. I get the batteries need to be under the floor but I hate the upright seating position.

You could buy two classic cars for the price of a new one.

Oh look another big ugly electric car. How original.

I wish I was a crow biologist so I could help you. But I know crows like peanuts, so maybe a peanut, an almond, and a pecan and go from there.

Interspecies communication has to start slowly.