after taking the hit with my anti-bonk helmets, I gather all my anti-bonk helmets to make an anti-bonk full-cover armor

I shove some objects inside the bonk shotgun the moment its fired (a flash drive containing 27tbs of furry porn) causing it to explode backwards out of sheer physical and emotional pressure

turns out my face was actually facing backwards to trick my opponent, while wearing an anti-bonk mask

turns the helmet sideways, covers face with helmets and duct tape

gets out the horny helmet

Sending nudes is an artform- it can be arabesque, or grotesque. It can be of looks, or “truth”. It can be of aesthetics, or enlighten one on what “it” is. Regardless of what it is, it is a form of art- the exposé of the hidden.

some counter in our kitchen at height level that is usually left empty, it was so regular yet so goofy because it is usually used for stuff like kitchenware, not counter stuff

“Rules apply to all communuties, but some other communities have rules applied more.”

So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become… Understood.

When the streamer is a psychotic serial murderer!!! :sus:

ᗜwᗜ - I would like to buy a smartphone
Xiaomi - ok>
ᗜwᗜ - I’d also like to buy a pressure cooker, flipflops, bicycle, suitcases, wine bottle o-
Xiaomi - 你不会相信我会说的话

Stay curious c:

This lore is intense

“Major PFC Dysfunction?”

ADHD is both overdiagnosed and underdiagnosed at the same time for me… I blame misinformation and overall confusion regarding ADHD… When I talked about my symptoms to others, a common answer I would get is “common among people” - if my pratically extreme executive dysfunction and lower leg muscle destroying hyperactivity was actually common among people than the global society wouldn’t last a week

“I’m telling you, that joint was not laced”

just say “F.F.S.” from that point on