[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Fuentes’ porch]
fluxion: Oh my God, Old Man Fuentes hates shit.
bastion: Shh, here he comes.
Old Man Fuentes: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Charlie, it’s one of those flaming bags again.
Charlie: Don’t put it out with your boots, Nick.
Old Man Fuentes: Don’t tell me my business, Devil Man. Call the fire department, this one’s outta control.
[Old Man Fuentes steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
Old Man Fuentes: Eck, poop again.
fluxion: He called the shit “poop”.
[fluxion, ShaggySnacks, and bastion laugh hysterically]
bastion: This is the best night of my life.
[They continue laughing]
Old Man Fuentes: I’ll get you damn kids for this. You’re all gonna die.

Ah the classic way to say hello in Australian.

Alanis Morrisette plays

Also it’s all the Democrats fault.

COVID-19 was the warm up round.

This does not work on the British. Waiting in line is the holiest of holy activites for the British.

There are two stages when dealing with Nazis.

In the first stage: mock the ever loving shit out of Nazis. Nazis thrive on being making people afraid of them. Hard for people to he afraid of you when everyone is mocking you.

Glitter bomb, flaming bags of poop, toilet paper, egg the Fuentes house. Draw penises on the walls. The more juvenile the prank, the better. Hard to be afraid of someone when they have massive penis spray painted on the garage door.

Second stage kicks in when Nazis start getting violent. Kick those fuckers right in the crotch. Stop them from being able to breed.

Polar bears care not if you are trans or cis. All is food.

Which was a shame as Taco bell won the fast food wars.

Oh man, it sounds like the fascist out group just keeps growing.

I like Burn It Down Tuesdays.

Dumpster Fire has evolved into a Garbage Dump Fire.

This implies that Trump is a Lich. That is a terrifying thought.

The book is about being ungovernable. Pirates are pretty ungovernable.

Like a fucking old troll filled with nothing except for hate?

Books are amazing. Did anyone know you can get a book about being ungovernable?

Or how to do mutual aid?

Or why it’s morally okay to blow up pipelines?

Books are amazing. I imagine you could find a book for any kind of idea.

It’s in the OG document.

Alito has the true original Constitution that says otherwise. Before any asks, only Alito can look at it.

We tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.

I would love to see African, any Indengious, Central Asia, and Eastern Europe. What do all these mythologies have in common? They’re not Anglo Saxon white.

The world was colonized by Western European countries who exported their preferred mythology.

Now, Greek, Roman, and Norse mythologies are now the default mythologies.

That was someone’s retirement grease!