Sources say that the planchette on the Ouija board moved. However, investigations showed that was not what happened.

I didn’t think Charlie Kirk could change however he hasn’t said anything racist this past year.

Sandy photos, and photos of bats.

To be fair, a lot of Trumpty schemes are just ways to either grift or get bribes.

but he probably won’t be coherent enough for a third term, even by MAGA standards of coherency.

The Republicans will do what everyone does when the President is incapable of preforming the duties of political office.

The Staffers will run the Country or maybe the VP will run the Country.

To be fair, everything was going for Lavos until those meddling kids figured out time travel.

And everyone clapped when President Lumpty Trumpty was carried out.

While MAGA Inc. shelled out $10 million over the weekend in Texas, according to FEC filings, one GOP strategist ripped the president on CNN, telling Kaitlan Collins he “wants to spend money on himself,” not fellow Republicans.

Grift the money from the Republicans!

What is Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff doing about everything?

Grifting.

The Right Wing Propaganda machine convinced non-white cis people it was going to be violent criminals that were going to be deported.

The racists knew it was going to be everyone.

Trumpty will do anything for bribes.

That entire article gave my slobbering on billionaire knob vibe.

“It’s going to cost millions of dollars to get the tax!”

“Billionaires will leave!”

“The billionaires are only rich in stocks, not in cash!”

Please, stop grifting to help us win. Republicans say to the Family of Grifters.

My money is on the Emus.

I would like Elon Musky to get blasted into space with one his rockets instead of coming back to Earth. Musky floats off into space. We can all take pride in the fact, that Musky will be so high on his own farts that he would think he could fix the problem. Then, just maybe, there will be a moment of crushing self-realization when Musky realizes that he can’t fix the issue cause he doesn’t have the skill, just like the rest of his life.

Mr. Black’s lawsuit said unnamed women and others “whom he has or may have agreements” with had “bargained for confidentiality.” These people, the lawsuit said, “want no association with the Epstein scandal.”

Hey look. It’s another white male billionaire spewing bullshit.

Sooo many times, the Israelis almost get it right.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here.

Mitch Hedberg

Forget the laundry gauntlet (mixing color with whites). It’s now time for the kitchen gauntlet!

start a new operating system from scratch.

I’m going to start my operating system with blackjack and hookers.