Moldova, the fuck do you care about this

You’re thinking of cock rings

I’m gonna miss you after you get Yezhoved

A Smurf not compelled by their Smorals is no Smurf at all.

They stole Frank Beard’s beard.

Israel Katz

Pictured: Israel Katz

Is there any truth to the theory that numbers are skewed by internet cafes being popular in China? I’d think the easiest explanation is that people use Windows more over there, or at least people who use Steam do.

They did worse for less.

Has he bombed Doctors Without Borders yet?

Having watched documentaries about it and studied it in uni, I’ve got an idea or two, yeah. Guess what happened to the guy who claimed he “just organised” the holocaust, planning and spreadsheets and such, but didn’t kill anyone himself. Go on, guess.

He moved to the United States?

Sucks to suck

You. I’ve seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.

That’s essentially what they are in their country

It’s necessary in the US to make it harder for the shooters

How else was he (she? when was this?) gonna take 3D pictures

Stephen King was ahead of the curve

That’s funny and all but literally the only way I can tell apart Lithuania, Latvia and Esthonia is by using esoteric shit like the shape of power lines, the crosswalk and bus signs, and the angle of the km signs in highways. At least for the US I can gauge how racist the place looks from 50-100 before I make a guess.

To be fair, GTA San Andreas was well designed.

You think Take-Two is pushing a scam shitcoin to show an old version of their game in the worst light possible?