This is clownery, humanity is infinite monkeys, and we wrote Hamlet ages ago.

I hate it here

I really like ‘Albuquerque’ I don’t believe it’s directly parodying a song, and if it is lmao

The ice cream joint neat my house makes a honey apple gelato that’s pretty incredible, not sure why we don’t see it around more

This is the best one

Always dug the word “queue” you only pronounce the first letter and the rest of them are just waiting in line all tidy.

Walmart, Amazon, Blizzard, EA, Apple, McDonalds, Then some of the mega brands when I can avoid them like Unilever, General Mills, etc

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I figured it’d at least be a little older than 1859, but the Four Mile House in Denver is apparently our oldest structure.

Jeez, every response in here is about it burning your eyes. Thing is, people aren’t in every room all the time. Have it set to a sensor, same as the lights, and you can quickly sanitize large spaces that are unoccupied. Elevators, airplanes, etc can be sanitized the second they’re empty. My FIL is a retired GE engineer working on this technology.

Sufjan Stevens - Sister Winter

Such a beautiful tune, starts so slow and haunting and ends up so hopeful.

This might be the first Far Side I remember sticking with me, it was on a daily calendar and I think about it regularly. Thanks for the actual pic!