Top, see railing

Look I love me some pancake breakfasts, especially with beans, taties, and sausages

What’s this pancake flipping business?

I keep mine as emergency rations. That’s why I have weiner dogs

I liked Jaggers

Certain dogs have uses, like for shepherding sheeps. Most don’t, though

Anomaly

They’ll think he’s insane, but they’ll all know his name

She trying to teach him how to do it

No, but I was bowling for it

just need to change your name to “AI” and suddenly every company will want you

More lifehacks next time

Alligator Auchwitz?

That’s a nice hard cock

Your dad has great taste

They’re paying tribute

Columbus, isn’t that where that school shooting happened?

Vietnam will pay the US a tariff? What?

If he wasn’t such a bitch for Return To Office then he wouldn’t have to fight traffic on the way to the office

Kinda seems fucking stupid

Hmm I don’t like dogshit. Nobody ever seems to clean it up.