SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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12·6 days agoI read this to my spouse and their response was pointing at the door and saying “get out”
This is the only appropriate response to a dad joke
3·6 days agoDudes gonna come back with a trail of various shoe prints along the hood, roof, and back.
Evolution was a scam all along to make future chiropractors more money! /s
You can’t lose weight, but that’s okay because the lack of appetite balances that out! (A common side effect my antidepressants have)
The first few books of the old testament are just bad fanfiction based off the Epic of Gilgamesh
The book of Job is about Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob bragging about torturing an innocent man.
And I’m sure a lot of the other old testament books (both protestant and catholic) are just as problematic.
2·8 days agoRereading the first few words reminded me of “take my gallbladder free of charge”
At this point the organic brains are just decorative. And so folks can keep making the “second thoughts” joke
Nonononono
Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke
Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.
4·8 days agoNothing dull about putting mother nature first
Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are all those lungs, intestines, kidneys, etc really for anyways?
Almost got to the point where I was burping and I couldn’t figure out if it was just a harmless burp or preemptive heatpuke.
My veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don’t ask how. Data center construction is incredibly flawed.
Central Illinois, usa
29·8 days agoCry harder. I’m gonna go buy a teriyaki slimjim.
Edit: I also bought a chicken salad sandwich. Gonna have that for lunch.
Legitimate question: are you stupid?
Legitimate answer: op isn’t, but you most definitely are
I never thought of it like that, but after watching it loop a handful of times, it’s hard to deny the possibility of the thought occurring
“I froggin swear”
I am grateful for the surge of happy brain sauce this statement gave me
Stop feeding the troll