I just want to see more Sophia Lillis.

Um, no.

*judgment

Nice! I was hoping you were gonna say Seattle. Need to get back down to Portland soon.

I 100% dig this. Where can I see more of your art?

But is that a hole, topologically? Sounds like a shell.

Ah, I see. Well, it’s still a hole.

How does the handle have no “inner surface?”

Senile.

I’ve used a very wide array of urban bathrooms over the past several decades. People are not smart. People can and will keep trying to open a locked door and need reassurance that someone else is in there already shitting. Silence does not accomplish this; “come back with a warrant,” which I also saw, is going to be my new go-to as well, replacing the tired old “occupied” - which, while it got the job done, I now feel was too dry.

People are not smart.

Yup, the fabric of reality began to unravel when Bowie passed.

All computer math is integer math if you go deep enough

I call 'em “farticles”

They don’t know what a woman is.

Nope, just flabby moobs

I prefer Jolene

How it felt turning 40

Yet another reason to just leave the bathroom door open

If that many admit it, just imagine how many more can’t or won’t.