This was the only comment that actually explained it. Thank you.

Can you explain this for people who haven’t been 11 in a very long time?

Narrator: It didn’t.

Thanks for the handjob?

Where’s my Camp Washington crew at

It’s not choking, it’s “Cincinnati chili,” and you can absolutely get it with beans

No, they should be very, very close to a lot of sharp objects, repeatedly.

Based and goldstarpilled

Tin cans and string

So, exactly what we expected

Zelda would be better

Indeed, it is-real.

Barn door, horse, etc.

I’ve never seen an upgrade that cheap, but the shortest flight I’ve ever taken (and actually frequently take) is 90 minutes - and the upgrade cost is still an order of magnitude over $40.

But yeah, that would be worth $40.

That’s not enough to make up for the difference in price

I’d vote for the two of them on a ticket

It won’t say cow dairy so they can still get off on a technicality!

They give out money in the lounge?

Did you do a business?

Hell, some airlines have seat pitches so low that I can’t even fit in the seat.

And vice versa: sites that will render fine on a PC, but refuse to load on mobile and direct you to an app instead, or have fewer features than the full site available.