Wut?

Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

I’m sure a lot of sex workers make money while pooping.

Well, according to kissmyOSfeddit, we don’t even need to eat less meat. We can sous-vide it on the sidewalk now! Sounds like a serious win-win to me.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?

“Two planes collided on a runway in Japan” is terrible journalism. This was not on a runway, this was during the pushback at the gate.

Not that I’m disagreeing with your anger, but I feel like that much emotion at least warrants using the person’s correct name.