I am too stupid to see what this is an ad for. Does that mean it is working?

But what if you wanted plastic surgery to look like a quasi-human and needed help paying for it?

Not enough for me. One child size please.

Seinfeld “The Chinese Restaurant” S02E11

Poker Face was modeled after Columbo. The weekly guest star and a howcatchem. Only lasted 2 seasons but I greatly enjoyed it.

My grocery store brand calls them potato puffs.

Put this on the Ronald Reagan did it pile. Jimmy Carter started us on the path to metric and then Reagan halted it.

Once physical access is achieved you have already lost. They can just brute force your brain. A safe is perfectly fine for the usual remote attacker.

There is always the possibility of the end of humanity.

San Jose is not considered Southern California. It is Silicon Valley.

If you have nothing backed up then you can just pretend the drive failed and you lost everything. Now you can just wipe the drive and install Linux.

He played the engineer, not the janitor.