Spraynard Kruger

A “high IQ individual” is the term Trump used. Of course, it doesn’t take much more than the intellect of a 4 year old to impress him.

I remember hearing apple cores were poisonous when I was in elementary school, and that was before reddit existed. But yes, it is bullshit that they are poisonous.

America

As a fellow American, I can simplify this (Americanize it) even further.

I cannot overstate how dumb Americans are about shopping.

Apologies, I’m just pissed off in general about my country, as I’m sure you are too.

It’s nice to have validation that I am not alone in my childlike weirdness sometimes. You are my kind of people.

Success

If Republicans remove term limits, it would be amazing to see Obama instantly get reelected for a third term in 2028.

That being said, the USA may not get another legitimate election (help us).

If it did happen, I wonder if the democrats would run Obama again.

The kind that sits way, way, waaaayyyy up north by the Canadian border.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixville_Notch,_New_Hampshire

“If he keeps it up at this rate, his as will fall off entirely!”

Because you are training for languaging and grammar daily, you can write for a while without confused.

I started balding at 18. Is this what being alpha is like?

There’s one around the White Mountains in NH that I have driven on that was 75 mph, but that is the absolute fastest I have ever seen. The same highway (I think) stayed 75 mph through the Green Mountains in VT too. Both areas are rural without a ton of drivers outside of peak tourism season, and about a 0% chance of hitting a pedestrian.

Definitely a chance of hitting a moose and totally fucking up it’s legs, ending your own life in the process. Motherfuckers have been known to walk away from many car accidents without much more than a limp. They’re tall enough where they roll over most cars and even many pickup trucks when full grown.

EDIT: Nevermind. It was I-93, which has a speed of 70 mph in the section that I drove on and I couldn’t find a 70 mph speed limit sign on that highway in VT, because it ends quickly after entering VT. Couldn’t be bothered to find where the VT highway was though.

Most of the new facilities are constructed with wood and recycled aluminum, and the plans at the end are to dismantle them and reuse the components in other building projects. Its actually kind of a neat idea, but we’ll see how it actually gets implemented.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2024-03-09/paris-summer-olympics-will-be-a-modest-showcase-of-wood-architecture

But, like, eggs though? Aren’t eggs also eaten for breakfast in Europe, or am I missing something?

Nothing like jrifting off into jream land in my jeans

The forbidden noodles

Egg Scramble