Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

Nobody even noticed

Dumpsters are full of the leftovers from a well functioning supply chain…

If you could invent a machine that sexes unhatched eggs that would be great

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

Bummer for Signal employees

Welcome to journalism in 202x

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Shit up about the eggs!

Russian President Musk

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

Its like an infinite money hack!

We dont want poors getting educated

Risking? Wtf

So he’s a big ballsack?

Bout to find out how easy it is to end democracy