Like an Icelandic landscape.

64 GB ram you say?

GET HIM BOYS HE GOT RAM

But what if my cannibal raider gang’s members need a scalable, high availability image and video storage solution for their family albums?

Its just me using thousands of accounts! In fact, you’re just one of my alternative accounts too Muahahahaha

Woodchipper’s parked out back

Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours

This too shall pass - we can hope that now there is both a massive revenue opportunity in the server market as well as an abandoned consumer market ripe for the taking, some enterprising manufacturer is going to look into filling this niche. Probably someone out of China, or maybe even India if they can get their shit together in time.

Maybe he was littering by throwing away Top Secret Confidential documents on the floor of the Russian Embassy.

Or maybe he was littering by throwing away a strangely shaped metal spheroid on a public street through a stranger’s chest cavity.

Thot-on-retainer

Oof, you lucky dog. Except the last part, but that’s just the difference between being just lucky and being really fucking lucky.

Rittenhouse? As in the shooter Rittenhouse?

I am somewhat functioning with the help of copious amounts of coffee. Terrifying to think of life without this crutch.

Hey, you mentioned not being able to drink coffee - were you able to drink coffee normally without the negative effect once you stopped taking meds?

Yeah, they can be enforced by the power rangers across borders.

It’s a pipe dream, sadly.

Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.

It sounds like she just mixed up gift and grit. Happens to everyone.

I hope (also assume since it hasn’t been taken down yet) it’s more of a decentralised deal with servers in many places and backups in every nation under the sun

Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?

Well it isn’t paranoia if North Korean impostors really are working in your company.

Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.