If it was going to be anything like how the Artemis Fowl movie ended up being, y’all dodged a huge bullet. I’m still sad about AF.

Just a minor correction as I live in the area as well, Spring is the closest direct suburb of Houston which is anything but small town. Not excusing it of associated problems of being a relatively affluent/gentrified area in Texas, of course.

Reading through this thread, this guy is nuts though. That’s a special brand of crazy.