I’m a parent lmao the only sad thing is parents not teaching their kids about how chemicals are dangerous

Because that’s exactly what it is. It’s a way for the rich to force the policies they want while quelching any policies they don’t.

I’ll never understand how lobbying became a thing. It should have been shut down as anti democracy the second it was proposed

This is surprisingly not that depressing imo

This actually made me laugh

In the meantime they piss and shit all over the seat because it’s too gross to sit on then they don’t clean it up because that would also be too gross.

Source: Someone who’s cleaned women’s bathrooms. Y’all are fucking nasty.

Just because cyanide and happiness is doing depressing comic week doesn’t mean everyone has to 😭

Because my roommates dumbass mother keeps waking me up after 5 hours of sleep and I’m too livid to fall back asleep

When I first made the comment that started this whole chain the majority of the comments were calling people who act like that towards phone calls pathetic.

MY FUCKING GUY I’M SAYING THE REACTION TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS THREAD IS PATHETIC

I HAVE FUCKING SOCIAL ANXIETY. I FUCKING HATE ANSWERING PHONE CALLS

BRRRRRROOOTHERRRR

I’m literally making that same argument.

People are freaking out because other people have social anxiety and don’t like phone calls and it’s pathetic

Who are you arguing for here?

No but the amount of people practically shitting themselves over someone’s social anxiety about phone calls is a little overdramatic.

Bro it’s a fuckin figure of speech why are all of you people so butthurt about people not liking phone calls?

TIL

I’m more worried about the structural integrity of that bucket after he slung molten lava on the side

This is something that idk if I’ll ever get used to about lemmy

It’s a meme. It’s a joke. It’s deliberately blown out of proportion.

Y’all need to calm tf down.

Oh god you just unlocked ptsd I didn’t even know I had

People who defend corporations as if they’re actually people

People who defend the notion that corporations are people.

If you pay attention super close to the videos they all have black teeth that are barely noticeable unless you’re paying attention

I DON’T NEED TO BE/ACT HAPPY TO GET MY JOB DONE