I need to bleach my eyes

I’m pretty sure it means ‘does anybody else’

The total is per year. Read.

I noticed the joke when they said “$1k a month” for rent. In New York!? Fat chance. Didn’t even read the rest of the break down, totally missed the porn thing lmao.

Okay, I totally thought this was gonna be a masturbation joke.

Not even remotely

We’re trying, but our government won’t let us.