Keep your dick beaters off of me!

That doesn’t sound impossible.

The first door should have been your original meme.

Probably all those fart molecules imbedded into the cushion.

I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

Solving a complex geopolitical situation involving two nations at war…in 24 hours. I wonder if he was lying?

They did, and most of it was implemented then as well.

Fuck.

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He’s prolific in a way only exorbitant wealth allows.

Did you not read the article?

Brother, he ain’t even gonna read your reply, let alone the article.

Whatever Wikipedia says if you go look it up.

Are Joe Rogan interviews inadmissible in court? Trump admitted to fake polling on the podcast.

Good point. And technically, a new moon is only visible during a solar eclipse 👍

Let’s mosey.

I don’t know why the talking dog didn’t think of that.

Damn, that’s a critical error. Good catch.

In previous elections, I’d have been able to give you an answer.

For this election, the crazy will absolutely not be over once all votes are counted. This is a pivotal moment in American History and either result will cause a lot of distress for our collective psyche.

It’s easier to block the sentient skid marks so they only have one another to argue with.

Orthostep 24 inch metal shoe horn.