George Foreman better watch out

Oh hey it’s me: a shell of my former self and full of crap

Yep those ones.

Mine were bath toys for sure.

I had a jeep that changed colours from army green to bright yellow. Also an old school caddy that went from purple to pink. All metal; great toys

it’s hosted on the onion, and i’m unsure if I’m eating it.

I lived through this one, as a kid. It sucks all around. I’m now older than my parents when they split, and have an assload of insight into the matter. I carefully watched the whole thing unfold over 25 years, before I was out of the ordeal, living on my own, and away from watching the two people I cared about most be nothing but complete shitbags to one another.

They’re happy now, why can’t you also be happy with them?

Oh how wonderful, maybe at one point they can sit around the campfire, eat smores, and sing kumbaya

There is no way you should do this. Not only are you clearly having reservations to begin with, but you need to keep your dignity intact, too. The whole affair is just going to be rubbed in your face. You deserve better than that.

While your ex may be coming from a ‘good place’ she shouldn’t have asked, out of respect.

Your kid has feelings about the divorce but he’s going to have to adapt to this new reality that your ex chose for him. It is her fault he’s going to be disappointed, not yours.

No, no, no. All things on the internet are 100% true.

20 lbs of foot long nails.

Could go with a box full of spring loaded snakes.

“When the USA sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people”

Mom?

It might be low on iron, or overtraining

Pretty soon we will all be jizzing out ABS plastic like an out of control 3D printer spool

They are like station wagons, or the rings of power. Only about 20 were made and they just change hands because they are indestructible.

Three wood laminate bowls were given to the elves for they craved salty snacks

Seven were given to the dwarves, so they could munch deep in their basements

Nine were given to men, to hold their ramen. They later became edgelords, twisted by the dark lord Joe Rogan

One was crafted in secret, and holds Cheetos in the white house.

Yeah, microplastic are COOL!

Primary usage

Chips also

Why thanks. I’ll change the post to this image.

Gotta look good lining up in an I formation

Just about all of the food industry is abhorrent