Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

Matt “Pizza” Gaetz makes perfect sense for this role.

I’m sure the “Party of States’ Rights” GOP will be perfectly fine with this.

If they had completely scrapped the casino arc it would fix so many problems. Not only would that shitty, worthless sequence not exist, but they would’ve had screen time to put in more quality stuff. Imagine if at the end of the movie the big reveal was that Palpatine was alive. Instead, they had to put that into a messy scroller at the beginning of the third movie.

After the ‘garbage’ comment last week, magats were talking about wearing garbage bags for Halloween costumes.

Somehow dressing in a garbage bag is a step /towards/ sanity.

Similarly, I want to know what a reach-around is.

Back home, it meant that when you’re giving someone a bj, you reach around and finger their butthole.

I move out west and people are saying that it’s when a guy is banging a guy from behind, he reaches around and gives the receiver a handy.

In these trying times, America needs to know.

Seriously, people who don’t know about William Barr should look up his dad, and realize that the asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Vanilla ISIS

I think it might be this. A lot of traditional media outlets are mad about twitter becoming such a necessity for them. The old guard is mad that they have to cater to this bullshit online platform. The new guard is mad at the fact that the best outlet for breaking online news is suddenly owned and operated by a fascist.

All of them want to say that x is bullshit, but they don’t want to actually lose the clicks/ market share that comes with it. So they keep passive-aggressively calling it twitter.

Drunkenly thinking about it, this is kinda like calling a trans person by their dead name. Except it’s insulting a shitty company led by a shithead, so I’m cool with it.

The deplorables comment was one of the nails in Hillary’s coffin. We can say these things, Harris can’t

Put some respekt on the Dark Carnival. There are over a million Juggaloes in America. Probably a couple dozen Juggalettes, too.

A fuel injector is measurably better in basically every way.

I might still rather have a carburetor…

Goddamn welfare queens are trying to steal my job.

A fake Socialist that Seattle ran out of town.

Man. We fucked up so many things during that game, and still inexplicably got let back into it at the end. Then we fucked that up.

Start the night with a good craft IPA. End the night with Rainier.

Kamala Khan is Pakistani.

Kamala Harris is Indian/Jamaican.

I would bet that there are regional pronunciations. Plus, that’s not unique. I’ve met three different women from southern California named Andrea and they all had different pronunciations.

Philly threw batteries at Santa, but they have some standards.

You reap what you sow, Browns. You finally got a top-fifteen QB after decades of shit. He takes you to the playoffs and you beat the hated Steelers. Then you run him out of town and give big money to a serial sex offender who has done nothing but suck.

You shit in this bed, now you have to sleep in it.

MacArthur was a bit crazy in that regard…