Fossil Fuels, sure. Those are also a finite resource we cannot rely on forever.

A good parent produces a self-sufficient and well-adjusted adult with compassion and decency.

There are numerous paths to reach that end but the most important thing is to model the right behaviors.

I don’t like birthdays but probably recess as it’s the healthiest option.

I haven’t forgotten about 9/11.

Which country funded 9/11 and provided support/logistics and passports to the hijackers (our friend’s name starts with an “S”

You get one chance to answer correctly.

Also, in so doing you also need to remind everyone here which country had zero involvement in 9/11.

I’m still not 100% sure this isn’t real bc Trump.

The voice of experience.

How old am I?

1980s Trump: let’s train the Mujahadeen. What could possibly go wrong?!

I don’t care what you do but keep your hands off those videos. I need them for things.

In a cruel twist, Iraq must remain Iraq.

Friends ask who me who I voted for every election. I always go into a long winded explanation of the candidates and what they stand for before sharing my selection and reasoning.

The kitchen is the sex room.

We are lost as a society.

How far are we from Trump saying Allahu Akhbar and nuking the world?

Why do they keep using this heinous bunny costume?! It scares the kids and it wasn’t popular in years past.

According to reports Trump told her in the limo “It’s time.”

I like to think then as a tear slid down her cheek he reached forward and grabbed her by the pussy giving it a little honk honk as the limo pulled up to the Supreme Court.

April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.

It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.

Walk into an existing ISP, wave a gun around and say HEY! HEY! I’m the captain now.

One tire blowout and everyone’s gone.

Kiss the rain!

I could not come up with some kind of Carpe Diem quote on short notice so this is what you get!