Wife: Suki Waterhouse.
Nearby Village Visit: Slept with Kate Winslet.
Woman in Need of Help: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
Night in the Town: Slept with Melissa Fumero.
Village Rest Stop: Slept with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Prostitute: Zara Larsson. Creampie and Bondage.
Dance Partner: Sabrina Carpenter.
Night Rest Stop: Slept with Jordana Brewster. Blowjob, Missionary and Carrying.
Mountain Settlement: Slept with Christina Hendricks. Had fast, rough sex.
Mountain Tribe: Slept with Dakota Fanning.

THE GOOD ENDING: Won against Christina Hendricks in the swordfight.
Babysitter: Kelly Brook.
Pool Lifeguard: Jordyn Jones.
Gardener: Keira Knightley.
Sofia Vergara’s New Job: Entertainer.